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agameofscones:

Molly Hooper demonstrates the tenuous line between scared and turned on.

Koala’s response to being petted

trustmeimaniinja:

super-wholocked-in-221b:

in Swedish we don’t say “i love you”, we say “min älskare är en älg” which means “my heart will forever be yours” i think that’s beautiful

yamisora:

#free will swag the best swag

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

companion-alivia:

theflaggirl:

you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid

Sheen: Fascinating

I fucking lost my shit at that

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

thefaultinourfandoms:

fasterfood:

“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”

“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes